Now, speaking of blowjobs, do you know why they call it a blowjob?
So it'll sound like it has kind of a work ethic attached to it. Make you feel like you did something useful for the economy.
As long as I'm being a complete pig up here, let me ask you guys a question.
Let me ask, let me ask one question of the men.
Are you ever able to watch a woman eating a banana and not think about a blowjob? Huh?
I can't do it and I know why. I'm a sick evil fuck.
I accept that, but I can't do it. Eating a banana, eating a pickle, licking on an ice-cream cone.
I'm saying to myself, look at the tongue on her. Wooowww.
So you women be careful when your standing in front of that Hägen Daz.
Cause god dammit were watching, hah, and god dammit were thinking.


-George Carlin

Awww c'mon.... Nothin?

I used to call this chick with 2 big ol buck teeth a banana peeler.

You're trying too hard.

Fly4Fun wrote: You're trying too hard.

This.

"sometimes a nice banana is just good for your potassium"...Gramma Milly

Shitty story bro.

This one definitely bombed, pun intended.