gorocks99
Posts: 10,760
May 12, 2010 12:44pm
With all apologies to those of you abstaining from kissing.
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Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
May 12, 2010 12:46pm
This looks dated, perhaps from the late eighties or early nineties? If she kept her vow, I guaranteed some dude(s) smashed it when she went to college.
UA5straightin2008
Posts: 3,246
May 12, 2010 12:50pm
i want my 3 minutes back
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
May 12, 2010 12:52pm
I'm at a loss for words...
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 12, 2010 12:55pm
i'm like 40% sure that Jesus was gay so I'm sure he wouldn't mind that retard making out with some douchebag.
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 12, 2010 1:04pm
Lifetime movies kick ass!
LJ
Posts: 16,351
May 12, 2010 1:04pm
fuckin creepy
jordo212000
Posts: 10,664
May 12, 2010 1:27pm
so weird. So weird. haha
fish82
Posts: 4,111
May 12, 2010 1:54pm
So this means I'm not getting head, right?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
May 12, 2010 2:05pm
Buying into an anti-kissing lifestyle like that is only going to result in that poor girl snapping and winding up getting nailed by her dad in some low-budget clown porn. SMH...
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
May 12, 2010 2:47pm
I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
LJ
Posts: 16,351
May 12, 2010 2:51pm
I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.Little Danny wrote:I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
May 12, 2010 2:57pm
One of my football coaches, a rough 30ish ex-Marine lady's man, used to always say, "boys...premarital sex isn't wrong, as long as you save the ass for marriage." Then while we were all laughing hysterically he'd turn around and say, "oh, and eat the pussy." hahaha Catholic schools have crude coaches too I guess.LJ wrote:I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.Little Danny wrote:I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
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mattinctown
May 12, 2010 3:22pm
I think the Dad wants to tag his daughter in this video.
Red_Skin_Pride
Posts: 1,226
May 13, 2010 8:32am
CLASSIC!sjmvsfscs08 wrote:One of my football coaches, a rough 30ish ex-Marine lady's man, used to always say, "boys...premarital sex isn't wrong, as long as you save the ass for marriage." Then while we were all laughing hysterically he'd turn around and say, "oh, and eat the pussy." hahaha Catholic schools have crude coaches too I guess.LJ wrote:I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.Little Danny wrote:I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
May 13, 2010 9:50am
I had one of those girls as well... which is funny because it was for religious reasons. No sex till marriage, but she was all about everything else.LJ wrote:I had one that was into that, but REALLY into anal.Little Danny wrote:I knew a lot of girls who who were "saving themselves for marriage". Those girls usually were more than eager to prove they could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.fish82 wrote: So this means I'm not getting head, right?
rookie_j70
Posts: 677
May 16, 2010 9:15pm
i knew of a girl thorugh a mutual friend and she was like this hardcore. she didnt want to even go on dates or hold hands with a guy b/c she wanted to save that love for her husband. to make matters worse she had the greatest body ever face was about a 7 1/2 or an 8, but her body....damn
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 16, 2010 9:23pm
People are so stupid.