people eating people

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j_crazy
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May 6, 2010 5:24pm
best. defense. ever.
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May 6, 2010 5:25pm
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May 6, 2010 5:28pm
They only got ~20 years for that shit? SMH.
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May 6, 2010 5:30pm
Man, LT gets in trouble for eating out a teen girl and now this?
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May 6, 2010 5:30pm
Sweet Baby Rays


:) oh wrong thread
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May 6, 2010 5:35pm
cooked parts of her body in an oven.
On the grill is way better.
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I Wear Pants
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May 6, 2010 5:51pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!
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teh awsum juan
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May 6, 2010 5:52pm
i hope she wasn't an aspiring model, otherwise they might have still been hungry.
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May 6, 2010 6:08pm
20 years for that? What do you have to do to get a life sentence?
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gorocks99
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May 6, 2010 6:09pm
In Soviet Russia, meal is you!
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May 6, 2010 6:12pm
Heretic wrote: Man, LT gets in trouble for eating out a teen girl and now this?
Beat me to it just like that girl beat off LT.
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May 6, 2010 6:32pm
i mean, i know a lot of musicians never make it big, but sheesh, cant spare a few bucks for a meal?
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May 6, 2010 7:11pm
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May 6, 2010 7:18pm
its pretty common in russia
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slide22
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May 6, 2010 8:32pm
Their reason?

They were hungry.
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May 6, 2010 8:36pm
I was hungry too just now. I went to Chipotle. I didn't hack someone up and put them in the oven.
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May 6, 2010 9:28pm
CinciX12 wrote: I was hungry too just now. I went to Chipotle. I didn't hack someone up and put them in the oven.
Well have you ever tried human? It might be better than Chipotle. :-/
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tuskytuffguy
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May 6, 2010 9:40pm
If people are what they eat, then maybe cannibals are more human than any of us.
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Sonofanump
May 7, 2010 8:26am
Donner party of 5, your table is now ready.
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ernest_t_bass
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May 7, 2010 8:45am
I'm really surprised Fab1b didn't start this thread.
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berry
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May 7, 2010 9:27am
"Sorry for the delay. Donner, party of 4 3/4, your table is now ready."
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RedIs4Heart
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May 7, 2010 12:54pm
I believe they'll have the fava beans and a nice chianti as well.

On a serious note, our prison penalties are a lot longer than those in other countries. Ironically, our crime rate is higher as well.