majorspark
Posts: 5,122
May 6, 2010 3:35pm
Airport screeners taking part in a training session discover one of their co-workers didn't measure up. They made fun of him and he lost it and beat the hell out of one of his co-workers.
So if any of you have to walk through one of these x-ray machines and the screeners start chuckling you, appearently don't measure up.
So if any of you have to walk through one of these x-ray machines and the screeners start chuckling you, appearently don't measure up.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0506101tsa1.htmlFor Airport Security, Size Matters
Cops: New high-tech screener triggered fight over manhood insult
MAY 6--A Transportation Security Administration screener is facing an assault rap after he allegedly beat a co-worker who joked about the size of the man's genitalia after he walked through a security scanner. The May 4 confrontation involved Rolando Negrin, 44, and other TSA employees who had previously taken part in a training session at Miami International Airport, according to the below Miami-Dade Police Department reports. Negrin, pictured in the mug shot at right, and his co-workers had been training with new "whole body image" machines--the controversial kind that provide very revealing images of a traveler--when Negrin walked through the scanner. "The X-ray revealed that [Negrin] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis," reported cops. Following his arrest, Negrin told police that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind." After work Tuesday evening, Negrin confronted fellow TSA screener Hugo Osorno in an airport parking lot. Negrin wanted to "resolve a problem," and get Osorno, 34, to "finally respect him." Instead, Negrin allegedly pulled out a police baton and began striking Osorno, while demanding an apology. A witness told cops that Negrin told Osorno, in Spanish, "Get on your knees or I will kill you and you better apologize." When Negrin, wearing his TSA uniform, arrived for work yesterday, he was arrested on an aggravated battery count and booked into the Miami-Dade lockup. Osorno, police reported, suffered "bruises and abrasions on his back and arms" during the attack
Fab1b
Posts: 12,949
May 6, 2010 3:39pm
He had a small penis LOL
tk421
Posts: 8,500
May 6, 2010 3:39pm
Stuff like this just instills so much confidence from me in the TSA. I feel safer already.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 6, 2010 3:41pm
I'm so glad we let the TSA check out everyone's junk. Good use of our money.
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berry
Posts: 475
May 6, 2010 3:43pm
He shoulda carried the police baton while being scanned.
Negrin, the legend.
Negrin, the legend.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 6, 2010 3:47pm
these jackasses get to go through my bags???
SMH.
SMH.
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 6, 2010 3:52pm
Now the entire world knows that this man has a small penis.
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
May 6, 2010 4:13pm
Good point.BORIStheCrusher wrote: Now the entire world knows that this man has a small penis.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
May 6, 2010 4:14pm
...don't these people know about shrinkage?
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
May 6, 2010 4:19pm
fixedfan_from_texas wrote:Small point.BORIStheCrusher wrote: Now the entire world knows that this man has a small penis.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
May 6, 2010 7:17pm
wow.... apparently don't joke about the size of the dude's schlong
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mattinctown
May 6, 2010 7:27pm
I worked for TSA for three years after graduating college, and it was the longest and worst three years of my life!!!! Trust me, something bad will happen again as far as a bomb, etc... They are very poorly trained, very poorly paid, and when I was there, pretty much everyone was trying to find another job. I ended up just quitting without another job because it sucked so much ass.
tk421
Posts: 8,500
May 6, 2010 7:29pm
That doesn't really surprise me at all. I figured the government would be shafting the people they expect to keep planes safe. I'm glad I don't ever fly.mattinctown wrote: I worked for TSA for three years after graduating college, and it was the longest and worst three years of my life!!!! Trust me, something bad will happen again as far as a bomb, etc... They are very poorly trained, very poorly paid, and when I was there, pretty much everyone was trying to find another job. I ended up just quitting without another job because it sucked so much ass.
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mattinctown
May 6, 2010 7:39pm
We had a program called Threat Image Detecting, where every so often, the X-ray machine would put a fake image in a bag, and you would have to identify it. Had to get 70 percent right or you went through remedial training. Over half of the screeners in Columbus went through remedial training. Don't you feel much safer now?? 
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jmog
Posts: 6,567
May 6, 2010 7:47pm
That doesn't surprise me at all.mattinctown wrote: We had a program called Threat Image Detecting, where every so often, the X-ray machine would put a fake image in a bag, and you would have to identify it. Had to get 70 percent right or you went through remedial training. Over half of the screeners in Columbus went through remedial training. Don't you feel much safer now??
Traveling for work I can't tell you how many times I had to explain what an item was. Most of the time it wasn't something that elaborate.
I wish I was making this up...
I had to explain what an XBox 360 was.
I had to explain what a digital camera was (years ago when they weren't that common).
The kicker was this...
I had to explain that the rectangular electronic device the TSA agent was holding up was a calculator.
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mattinctown
May 6, 2010 7:49pm
Hahahah! Yeah, I really didn't see the point of taking scissors from an 82-year old lady 
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
May 6, 2010 8:07pm
for some reason I laughed out loud while reading this.berry wrote: He shoulda carried the police baton while being scanned.
Negrin, the legend.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
May 6, 2010 8:31pm
You mean his schort?darbypitcher22 wrote: wow.... apparently don't joke about the size of the dude's schlong
BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 6, 2010 9:21pm
A few months ago my sister accidentally left her huge ass knife in her purse while fling across the country and they didn't catch it.mattinctown wrote: We had a program called Threat Image Detecting, where every so often, the X-ray machine would put a fake image in a bag, and you would have to identify it. Had to get 70 percent right or you went through remedial training. Over half of the screeners in Columbus went through remedial training. Don't you feel much safer now??
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
May 7, 2010 1:02am
If they were to check my manhood they'd need 3-4 people to handle it.
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 7, 2010 1:29am
Let them check my junk, All they will find in a weapon of mass female destruction
Goldenboy26
Posts: 164
May 7, 2010 9:46am
mattinctown wrote: I worked for TSA for three years after graduating college, and it was the longest and worst three years of my life!!!! Trust me, something bad will happen again as far as a bomb, etc... They are very poorly trained, very poorly paid, and when I was there, pretty much everyone was trying to find another job. I ended up just quitting without another job because it sucked so much ass.
The application process takes forever, i am in the middle of it now, just passed the credit check.
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mattinctown
May 7, 2010 12:56pm
When I worked for them, I applied for a Border Patrol job in January of 2005, and finally got a packet in the mail in NovemberGoldenboy26 wrote:mattinctown wrote: I worked for TSA for three years after graduating college, and it was the longest and worst three years of my life!!!! Trust me, something bad will happen again as far as a bomb, etc... They are very poorly trained, very poorly paid, and when I was there, pretty much everyone was trying to find another job. I ended up just quitting without another job because it sucked so much ass.
The application process takes forever, i am in the middle of it now, just passed the credit check.
Actually have applied to three jobs with them in the last week, but MUCH better money and a different job. Let me know what happens, what airport did you apply for?