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June18
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May 5, 2010 10:33pm
:heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
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CinciX12
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May 5, 2010 10:36pm
Hahaha. Hahaa. ha
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I Wear Pants
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May 5, 2010 10:49pm
CinciX12 wrote: Hahaha. Hahaa. ha
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Fab1b
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May 5, 2010 10:51pm
So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
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sonofsam
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May 5, 2010 10:55pm
Fab1b wrote: So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
lol anyone watch the Tonight Show last night? Maybe he should try "rentboy.com"
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Trueblue23
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May 5, 2010 10:56pm
sonofsam wrote:
Fab1b wrote: So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
lol anyone watch the Tonight Show last night? Maybe he should try "jjhuddle.com"
Fixed it for ya




PLZ DON'T BAN ME FOR THAT!
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gerb131
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May 5, 2010 10:56pm
Craigslist? Someone had a 2 for 1 special they were talking about it at work.
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sonofsam
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May 5, 2010 11:06pm
Trueblue23 wrote:
sonofsam wrote:
Fab1b wrote: So the rainbow indicates you really are seeking male escorts
lol anyone watch the Tonight Show last night? Maybe he should try "jjhuddle.com"
Fixed it for ya




PLZ DON'T BAN ME FOR THAT!
LOL Good one!
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SnotBubbles
May 6, 2010 8:46am
This has to be a joke....
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 6, 2010 9:57am
so you are planning on hiring someone to be your wedding date? Your pick up skills must really suck.
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BORIStheCrusher
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May 6, 2010 10:04am
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SnotBubbles
May 6, 2010 10:14am
Leave it to BORIS to have a link.... :D
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Drums of War
Posts: 356
May 6, 2010 10:19am
SnotBubbles wrote: Leave it to BORIS to have a link.... :D
Not that hard to copy and paste URL from your homepage.
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BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 6, 2010 10:21am
SnotBubbles wrote: Leave it to BORIS to have a link.... :D
They're my favorite service, just used them to get a date for a friends baptism.
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SnotBubbles
May 6, 2010 10:22am
I can't tell if people are "fo rilly" or joking on this thread....either way.....I can't help but LOL.
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Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
May 6, 2010 10:33am
All I know is there will be no escorts at my wedding ... if I don't know your bf/gf you're flying solo.

Edit to original post

I just meant I don't want random "dates" at my wedding is all.
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SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
May 6, 2010 10:36am
Paying for pussy makes you a pussy. Just sayin'.
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CinciX12
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May 6, 2010 10:41am
Websurfinbird wrote: All I know is there will be no escorts at my wedding ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
Thats the best way to go. You don't want to risk some AA meeting walkout showing up with some guy hanging around the bar offering oral to people to buy her drinks.
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SnotBubbles
May 6, 2010 10:45am
CinciX12 wrote: Thats the best way to go. You don't want to risk some AA meeting walkout showing up with some guy hanging around the bar offering oral to people to buy her drinks.
I want that woman to be at the next wedding I'm at!
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BORIStheCrusher
Posts: 1,893
May 6, 2010 10:47am
Websurfinbird wrote: ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
lol, you wouldn't let someone bring their SO to your wedding if you didn't know them? I'd tell you to fuck off and not come.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
May 6, 2010 10:51am
BORIStheCrusher wrote:
Websurfinbird wrote: ... if I don't know your bf/gf/fiance/spouse you're flying solo.
lol, you wouldn't let someone bring their SO to your wedding if you didn't know them? I'd tell you to fuck off and not come.
As would I.
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NNN
Posts: 902
May 6, 2010 10:52am
June18 wrote: :heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
Go solo. Then you don't have to ditch someone in order to rail a bridesmaid.
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SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
May 6, 2010 10:53am
NNN wrote:
June18 wrote: :heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
Go solo. Then you don't have to ditch someone in order to rail a bridesmaid.
This is how you use both heads to think gentleman, take notes.
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Nate
Posts: 3,949
May 6, 2010 10:54am
SQ_Crazies wrote:
NNN wrote:
June18 wrote: :heart:I have a couple buddies getting married this summer and am looking to take a working lady as my date. :heart:

Anyone have any recommendations for services in the Columbus or Cleveland area? (One wedding is in Cleveland and the other is in Newark)

I've tried googling it but I don't know if I trust the websites that are coming back.
Go solo. Then you don't have to ditch someone in order to rail a bridesmaid.
This is how you use both heads to think gentleman, take notes.
This is only appropriate if you know the bridesmaids are hot. If you know they aren't and don't want to risk nailing a slumpbuster, you go with the hooker.
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SQ_Crazies
Posts: 7,977
May 6, 2010 10:55am
No, then you either just get plastered and go home alone--still having a good time. You get plastered and do one of the ugly bridesmaids and leave your pride at the door. OR you find some other hot chick at the wedding.

Either way, you don't pay for it therefore you aren't a douche bag.

How many incredible looking hookers do you think there are in the Cleveland/Akron area anyways?