2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
May 5, 2010 7:24pm
http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2010/05/lindsay-lohan-is-deep-throat.htmlFormer celebrity Lindsay Lohan will play a porn-star in some new porn-star biopic! According to Salon, the Bobby (?) star will play Linda Lovelace, the esophageally pliant lead in the 1972 adult film Deep Throat, which later became the pseudonym-sake of Watergate tipster Mark Felt. Bill Pullman will play Hugh Hefner. Congratulations to you too, Bill Pullman!
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
May 5, 2010 7:24pm
former celebrity lol
Red_Skin_Pride
Posts: 1,226
May 5, 2010 7:28pm
Haha im sure she's had enough practice to pull this part off flawlessy. She could be also play the lesbian lead...lets call her clitflick...if they need one !
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bo shemmy3337
Posts: 962
May 5, 2010 7:28pm
Awesome.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
May 5, 2010 7:38pm
BOX OFFICE SMASH this will be!!!
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
May 5, 2010 8:11pm
Lindsey Lohan is irrelevant.
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ou1980
Posts: 877
May 5, 2010 8:29pm
Let the Late Night comedy jokes begin!
Quint
Posts: 737
May 5, 2010 8:48pm
Wow. . . she already has the beat up porn look. . . she'll be perfect in this role.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
May 5, 2010 8:50pm
She choked at everything else she tried to do. Why not a cock, too.
Little Danny
Posts: 4,288
May 5, 2010 9:20pm
Lindsay is a train wreck. The girl is 23 years old and is already looked ragged due to all the drinking, drugs and late nights. She was smoking hot when she was (a-hem) 18 years old. Just a merely five years later she looks as if she has doubled in age. I honestly don't know if the girl will make it to 30.
She will make a great Linda Lovelace. No acting will be required.
She will make a great Linda Lovelace. No acting will be required.
j_crazy
Posts: 8,372
May 5, 2010 9:25pm
If its rated XXX I'll buy it. If it's NC-17 or R I'll watch it. Otherwise, I couldn't possibly care less.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
May 5, 2010 9:28pm
She'll obviously be naked in this movie, which would have thrilled me about 5 years ago.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 5, 2010 9:32pm
I'll rent it just to see her tits.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
May 5, 2010 9:34pm
Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
May 5, 2010 9:41pm
Exactly. When she first came onto the scene, sweet jesus it would have been nice to see that naked. It would be scary now.Trueblue23 wrote: She'll obviously be naked in this movie, which would have thrilled me about 5 years ago.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
May 5, 2010 9:46pm
Listen I had to sit through Herbie the Love Bug with my daughter in the theatre and the only thing that saved me from going on a shooting spree was staring the entire movies at her tits. So I want to see them regardless.Trueblue23 wrote: Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
Stiffman
Posts: 512
May 5, 2010 10:06pm
She'll blow up in weight later in life and star in a remake of Fat Albert.
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ou1980
Posts: 877
May 5, 2010 10:06pm
You guys know about her spread in vanity fair right? No? Just me?
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berry
Posts: 475
May 5, 2010 10:07pm
Probably gonna suck.
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
May 5, 2010 10:11pm
lolTrueblue23 wrote: Boobs that used to be huge and are now crack head small probably aren't pretty dude
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
May 5, 2010 11:19pm
They shoulda went after Jessica Simpson... Thats one girl I want to see all of, fat or not.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
May 5, 2010 11:27pm
Fuckin aye brother, fuckin aye.sonofsam wrote: They shoulda went after Jessica Simpson... Thats one girl I want to see all of, fat or not.
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mattinctown
May 7, 2010 3:22pm
She was pretty hot in Mean Girls, but not even a good slumpbuster now 
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
May 7, 2010 3:25pm
"A Milk-a- What?"
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
May 7, 2010 3:27pm
BR1986FB wrote: "A Milk-a- What?"
