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gorocks99
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May 4, 2010 3:18pm
Discuss.

Fab1b's avatar
Fab1b
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May 4, 2010 3:19pm
I always grab extra sporks from Taco Bell!!
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FatHobbit
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May 4, 2010 3:20pm
I have a titanium spork!
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2quik4u
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May 4, 2010 3:21pm
how bout u discuss it, bish
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gorocks99
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May 4, 2010 3:22pm
You'd think sporks would be a lot more useful than they actually are. Turns out, they're just a spoon with points and don't work so well as a fork.
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Fab4Runner
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May 4, 2010 3:30pm
I like to spork.
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BigAppleBuckeye
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May 4, 2010 3:36pm
If you spoon with a pig, is that sporking? If so, I know some college buddies who have gone hogging, I may have to coin that as a new term
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Devils Advocate
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May 4, 2010 3:38pm
A piece of cutlery with an identity problem
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wes_mantooth
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May 4, 2010 3:40pm
I am not smart enough to operate on of those things.
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Glory Days
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May 4, 2010 3:42pm
what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
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wes_mantooth
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May 4, 2010 3:47pm
Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
I would cut the shit out of myself.....
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Glory Days
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May 4, 2010 3:54pm
wes_mantooth wrote:
Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
I would cut the shit out of myself.....
yeah its not a perfect. haha i wonder how many spork related injuries there are?
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Chesapeake
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May 4, 2010 3:58pm
Where do I begin? LOL!

In the ghetto where I live, about a year ago the cops got a call of a domestic altercation in progress.

Once they showed up it was too late, somebody had gotten stabbed with a spork and there was blood everywhere.

Never underestimate the power of a spork.
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Chesapeake
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May 4, 2010 4:00pm
Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
I started to invent one of these because the edge of a regular fork isn't sharp enough to cut most stuff.

Then I realized the edges of your mouth would get all cut up.
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Quint
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May 4, 2010 4:09pm
It is neither a good spoon nor a good fork. . . they suck.
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Curly J
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May 4, 2010 4:13pm
Glory Days wrote: what about making a knork.....a fork with the edges of a knife, that way you can cut and eat your food with one tool....
It's already out there. I have one in my desk drawer.
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Fab1b
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May 4, 2010 4:31pm
NORC (nipples on rib cage):
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Glory Days
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May 4, 2010 4:39pm
Fab1b wrote: NORC (nipples on rib cage):
i dont get it. what i do see is that she just decapitated someone and has a vedgie(a vaginal wedgie).
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Fab1b
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May 4, 2010 4:41pm
Nipples on rib cage, as in skinny ass chicks with nothing!