Gimme a litre o' cola

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Chesapeake
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Nov 19, 2009 11:45am
Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
Farva: [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny: Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva: I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
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justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 19, 2009 11:45am
You want me to punchisize your face? For free?
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Laley23
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Nov 19, 2009 12:15pm
Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a buck.....to myself!

I gotcha good you fucker.

Its powdered sugar. Its delicious.

Farva: Does is this look like spit?
Thorn: Yeah.
Farva: Eh, Fuck it.

Meow

Shenanigans!
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Rotinaj
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Nov 19, 2009 12:19pm
Stinks like sex in here.
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Nate
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Nov 19, 2009 12:20pm
Car Ramrod
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Rotinaj
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Nov 19, 2009 12:26pm
So what your saying is i better be careful, or your gonna light my ass on fire?
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stroups
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Nov 19, 2009 12:29pm
John sunshine on my god damn shoulders Denver
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Chesapeake
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Nov 19, 2009 12:42pm
Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
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Rotinaj
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Nov 19, 2009 12:43pm
Ursula!!!!!! Im NAKED!!!!!!!
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Fab1b
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Nov 19, 2009 12:49pm
Are they making supertroopers 2 does anyone know?
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Chesapeake
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Nov 19, 2009 12:49pm
Rabbit: See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
Farva: See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
Captain O'Hagan: Shut up, Farva.
[to Rabbit]
Captain O'Hagan: Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?
Rabbit: Uummm...
[secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]
Rabbit: I don't believe it did.
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Chesapeake
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Nov 19, 2009 12:52pm
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they hand the Captain their pistols]
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skyler12
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Nov 19, 2009 12:56pm
Fab1b wrote: Are they making supertroopers 2 does anyone know?
Yes i have heard this too. it was suppose to come out summer of 2010 but it was moved to fall of 2011. hope it comes out!!!
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capninsano
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Nov 19, 2009 1:21pm
It looks like Super Troopers 2 is on its way. They have enough financial backing so I can't imagine they don't go through with it.
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justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 19, 2009 1:28pm
Oh, look. A bar of soap.
Oohoohoh shit. I got you good, you fucker!
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wes_mantooth
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Nov 19, 2009 1:30pm
capninsano wrote: It looks like Super Troopers 2 is on its way. They have enough financial backing so I can't imagine they don't go through with it.
Yeah, it is listed on imdb.com.

Broken Lizard also has a movie called the Slammin Salmon out there too....but they are having trouble getting a distributer for it.
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Rotinaj
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Nov 19, 2009 1:31pm
Who wants a mustache ride?!?!?!?!?
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ZWICK 4 PREZ
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Nov 19, 2009 1:37pm
Hell I can say meow. I can say moo....for twenty bucks I'll call the guy a chickenfucker.
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j_crazy
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Nov 19, 2009 1:47pm
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?
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GOONx19
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Nov 19, 2009 1:51pm
These snozberries taste like snozberries!
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genghis dong
Posts: 391
Nov 19, 2009 4:04pm
Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

How you feelin Mac? Good enough to fuck your mother.