sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Apr 30, 2010 6:54pm
No explanation needed, what's the deal with them? My mom says I should buy girls flowers because they are pretty, is she full of shit, or am I?
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Al Bundy
Posts: 4,180
Apr 30, 2010 6:57pm
It depends on the girl. Some girls like them, but other see them as something that will just die in a few days. Try to find out if the girl likes them. Buy your mom a flower for mother's day.sleeper wrote: No explanation needed, what's the deal with them? My mom says I should buy girls flowers because they are pretty, is she full of shit, or am I?
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sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Apr 30, 2010 7:00pm
Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
Apr 30, 2010 7:06pm
Buy them, and you will get your D sucked. If not, kick her to the curb.
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Al Bundy
Posts: 4,180
Apr 30, 2010 7:07pm
I would pass too.sleeper wrote: Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 30, 2010 7:11pm
fuck buyin flowers!
why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
skank
Posts: 6,543
Apr 30, 2010 7:33pm
Maybe if you suck HER D, she'll buy YOU flowers.sleeper wrote: Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
CenterBHSFan
Posts: 6,115
Apr 30, 2010 7:34pm
Believe it or not, I actually agree with this!coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!
why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
I'm totally into wildflowers and couldn't give a rats ass about roses.
I know, totally against the norm. But roses and such are overrated.
Daisies are the perfect flower!
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Apr 30, 2010 8:26pm
is this just random or is there a purpose for buying her flowers?(other than hoping to get some ass)
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
May 1, 2010 4:23am
Who knows man, my mom thinks the reason I don't have a gf is because I don't buy them flowers. I think its a crock of shit, and the only crock I need is a vagina.
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Angel
Posts: 363
May 2, 2010 2:41pm
Have your mom read this website and she'll know exactly why you don't have a girlfriend. 
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
May 2, 2010 3:12pm
This. You can have your women eating out of the palm of your hand. Tell her you hiked five miles uphill through the woods to find this quaint country meadow that was full of flowers that reminded you of here beauty. Just don't let her get a close look at your neighbor lady's flower gardencoyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!
why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
May 2, 2010 3:39pm
If she has a yard give her some potted flowers. That way the "it'll just die in a few days thing" isn't relevant. And if it's a perennial you win because then even when she's broken up with you she'll be reminded of you every time she goes in her yard.
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
May 2, 2010 8:17pm
hahahamajorspark wrote:This. You can have your women eating out of the palm of your hand. Tell her you hiked five miles uphill through the woods to find this quaint country meadow that was full of flowers that reminded you of here beauty. Just don't let her get a close look at your neighbor lady's flower gardencoyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!
why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
se-alum
Posts: 13,948
May 2, 2010 8:36pm
Chicks dig surprise flowers. I've never bought a girl flowers on a day she would expect them, but surprise flowers will get you laid!