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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Apr 30, 2010 6:54 PM
No explanation needed, what's the deal with them? My mom says I should buy girls flowers because they are pretty, is she full of shit, or am I?

:-/
Apr 30, 2010 6:54pm
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Al Bundy

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4,180 posts
Apr 30, 2010 6:57 PM
sleeper wrote: No explanation needed, what's the deal with them? My mom says I should buy girls flowers because they are pretty, is she full of shit, or am I?

:-/
It depends on the girl. Some girls like them, but other see them as something that will just die in a few days. Try to find out if the girl likes them. Buy your mom a flower for mother's day.
Apr 30, 2010 6:57pm
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
Apr 30, 2010 7:00 PM
Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
Apr 30, 2010 7:00pm
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tuskytuffguy

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615 posts
Apr 30, 2010 7:06 PM
Buy them, and you will get your D sucked. If not, kick her to the curb.
Apr 30, 2010 7:06pm
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Al Bundy

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4,180 posts
Apr 30, 2010 7:07 PM
sleeper wrote: Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
I would pass too.
Apr 30, 2010 7:07pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Apr 30, 2010 7:11 PM
fuck buyin flowers!

why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
Apr 30, 2010 7:11pm
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skank

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6,543 posts
Apr 30, 2010 7:33 PM
sleeper wrote: Yeah I'm going to buy my mom some flowers, that's a given. But for some random chick who hasn't sucked my D yet? I think I'll pass.
Maybe if you suck HER D, she'll buy YOU flowers.
Apr 30, 2010 7:33pm
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CenterBHSFan

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6,115 posts
Apr 30, 2010 7:34 PM
coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!

why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
Believe it or not, I actually agree with this!

I'm totally into wildflowers and couldn't give a rats ass about roses.
I know, totally against the norm. But roses and such are overrated.

Daisies are the perfect flower!
Apr 30, 2010 7:34pm
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Glory Days

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7,809 posts
Apr 30, 2010 8:26 PM
is this just random or is there a purpose for buying her flowers?(other than hoping to get some ass)
Apr 30, 2010 8:26pm
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sleeper

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27,879 posts
May 1, 2010 4:23 AM
Who knows man, my mom thinks the reason I don't have a gf is because I don't buy them flowers. I think its a crock of shit, and the only crock I need is a vagina.
May 1, 2010 4:23am
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Angel

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363 posts
May 2, 2010 2:41 PM
Have your mom read this website and she'll know exactly why you don't have a girlfriend. :D
May 2, 2010 2:41pm
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majorspark

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5,122 posts
May 2, 2010 3:12 PM
coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!

why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
This. You can have your women eating out of the palm of your hand. Tell her you hiked five miles uphill through the woods to find this quaint country meadow that was full of flowers that reminded you of here beauty. Just don't let her get a close look at your neighbor lady's flower garden
May 2, 2010 3:12pm
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I Wear Pants

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16,223 posts
May 2, 2010 3:39 PM
If she has a yard give her some potted flowers. That way the "it'll just die in a few days thing" isn't relevant. And if it's a perennial you win because then even when she's broken up with you she'll be reminded of you every time she goes in her yard.
May 2, 2010 3:39pm
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coyotes22

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11,298 posts
May 2, 2010 8:17 PM
majorspark wrote:
coyotes22 wrote: fuck buyin flowers!

why buy'em, when you can pick'em for free!!
This. You can have your women eating out of the palm of your hand. Tell her you hiked five miles uphill through the woods to find this quaint country meadow that was full of flowers that reminded you of here beauty. Just don't let her get a close look at your neighbor lady's flower garden
hahaha
May 2, 2010 8:17pm
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se-alum

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13,948 posts
May 2, 2010 8:36 PM
Chicks dig surprise flowers. I've never bought a girl flowers on a day she would expect them, but surprise flowers will get you laid!
May 2, 2010 8:36pm