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Me
Almost 80 here today. Makes me almost forget the sleet and -20 wind chills.
In true Ohio form though, I did have to scrape off my windshield yesterday morning.
Admit you miss it!

4:20pmFrank
nope, i'll take the carolina blue skies rather than the grey of ohio any day

4:21pmMe
You get back up here much?

4:22pmFrank
last may
been working alot
no time to poop let alone travel

4:23pmMe
You are a doctor, you should know that is dangerous!
Kill 2 birds with one stone. Buy depends!

4:26pmFrank
or astronaut diapers

4:27pmMe
Better yet, more payload capacity!

4:29pmFrank
actually, in the hospital we also use rectal tubes and foley catheters (a bit of plastic in the bladder to constantly drain urine). perhaps a way of enhancing productivity. a good capitalist solution to be sure.

4:30pmMe
ok, you went too far.