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Fab1b

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Apr 28, 2010 8:59 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100429/ap_on_re_us/us_texas_chainsaw_death
Police searched Wednesday for a Texas man authorities say used two chain saws to decapitate his wife before leaving her body in the street near their suburban Dallas home.

Maria Corona's body was found around 11 a.m. Monday by a postal worker outside the family's one-story brick home in Lewisville, located about 25 miles outside Dallas, authorities said.

Police arrived at the home, shortly after the mail carrier called 911, and found a trail of blood from the body to the home, according to a search warrant affidavit. Two chain saws with blades covered in blood were on the tailgate of a pickup truck in the driveway. One of the chain saws was still running, the affidavit said.
A few days after the son decapitated his mother in Jacksonville, FL.

Dude has a stache coming in though:
Apr 28, 2010 8:59pm
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GoChiefs

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Apr 28, 2010 9:01 PM
Why the hell would you need TWO chainsaws??
Apr 28, 2010 9:01pm
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Stiffman

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Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM
How dare you call him a Texan!
Apr 28, 2010 9:02pm
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Stiffman

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Apr 28, 2010 9:02 PM
First one ran out of gas??
Apr 28, 2010 9:02pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 28, 2010 9:04 PM
I said Texan only becuase this was the title of the article:
Police say Texan decapitated wife with chain saw
Apr 28, 2010 9:04pm
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holy_buckeye

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Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM
Man, been there. Completely understand.
Apr 28, 2010 9:05pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 28, 2010 9:08 PM
Me too but I just divorced her, thought about the chainsaw in the garage but opted for divorce instead! :)
Apr 28, 2010 9:08pm
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futbol4ever

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Apr 28, 2010 9:09 PM
Hey, when dinner's not on the table at the time it should be ...
Apr 28, 2010 9:09pm
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se-alum

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Apr 28, 2010 9:12 PM
Go big or go home!
Apr 28, 2010 9:12pm
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slide22

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Apr 28, 2010 9:13 PM
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

Sorry I had to.
Apr 28, 2010 9:13pm
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Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM
GoChiefs wrote: Why the hell would you need TWO chainsaws??
Why the hell WOULDN'T you use two?
Apr 28, 2010 9:14pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 28, 2010 9:14 PM
Sometimes you just have to try to get ahead in this crazy world I guess!!
Apr 28, 2010 9:14pm
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Apr 28, 2010 9:20 PM
Dude must be a strong fella to cut of BOTH her arms with chainsaws at the same time!!
Apr 28, 2010 9:20pm
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Apr 28, 2010 10:01 PM
Fab1b wrote: Dude has a stache coming in though:
Looks to me like Charles Bronson is alive and well in Mexico.
Apr 28, 2010 10:01pm
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Fly4Fun

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Apr 28, 2010 10:08 PM
He wanted more head... she said no, so he took matters into his own hands...
Apr 28, 2010 10:08pm
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BigDog

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Apr 28, 2010 10:18 PM
GoChiefs wrote: Why the hell would you need TWO chainsaws??

Because he didn't have three.
Apr 28, 2010 10:18pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 28, 2010 10:20 PM
That's what Woody would have said :)
Apr 28, 2010 10:20pm
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Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM
I know its bad to say this but thats pretty cool. I mean I get sick of all the same old knifings, shootings, stranglings, its about time someone changed it up a little bit. It would have only been cooler if he drove to Arizona with her head on.
Apr 28, 2010 10:22pm
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Apr 28, 2010 11:15 PM
gerb131 wrote: I know its bad to say this but thats pretty cool. I mean I get sick of all the same old knifings, shootings, stranglings, its about time someone changed it up a little bit. It would have only been cooler if he drove to Arizona with her head on.
Lol thats fucking disgusting, and I laughed way to hard at it.
Apr 28, 2010 11:15pm
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Apr 28, 2010 11:21 PM
He then proceeded to test drive a Ford Ranger at a local dealership. They then reported it stolen 3 hours after the murder.

Wowsers.
Apr 28, 2010 11:21pm
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berry

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Apr 28, 2010 11:25 PM
He cuts off her head with 2 chainsaws and then test drives a Ford. This has insanity plea written all over it.
Apr 28, 2010 11:25pm
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Fab1b

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Apr 28, 2010 11:29 PM
Well hell cut off your wife's head might as well get a new truck right?
Apr 28, 2010 11:29pm
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Apr 28, 2010 11:31 PM
berry wrote: He cuts off her head with 2 chainsaws and then test drives a Ford. This has insanity plea written all over it.
lol
Apr 28, 2010 11:31pm
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Apr 28, 2010 11:50 PM
Man, the awesome things I didn't think of when going through dissolution proceedings. That would have been an epic way to end my marriage!
Apr 28, 2010 11:50pm
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Apr 29, 2010 3:08 AM
berry wrote: He cuts off her head with 2 chainsaws and then test drives a Ford. This has insanity plea written all over it.
Only if it was a Toyota instead of a Ford.
Apr 29, 2010 3:08am