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Apr 23, 2010 12:50 AM
My brother and I were heading back from looking at some property in western Wayne county. We were heading east on RT 250 just outside of Applecreek when we saw a couple of Amish men, that from a distance appeared to be sitting right on the edge of the road. Our first thought was WTF??? Who would be sitting so close to a major state highway?

As we passed them we noticed they had no legs. We saw their legless pants laying to their sides. They were at an intersection where a township road crosses RT 250. We then realized they were fixing to paw it across RT 250. I have pulled out of that intersection before and their is a knob in the road and you have to gun it when turning onto RT 250.

Their are "low" Amish sects in this area that do not even allow indoor plumbing nor any reflective devices on their black buggies. When traveling at night they rely on a single dim lantern that sits on the side of their buggy. I have passed them many times on dark foggy nights on RT 250. We have many Amish relatives and grew up in the area so we are quite familiar with the Amish community. We figured their sect does not allow them any worldly conveniences such as wheelchairs.

Most Amish are not like this and are good people. But as in all communities you have idiots.
Apr 23, 2010 12:50am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:12 AM
The craziest thing I ever saw was Big Ben raping this tight little virgin slut in the fields. I guess he figured he's get away with it because they were too cool to press charges and all that shit.
Apr 23, 2010 1:12am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:15 AM
let me add that i was travelling down US 68, as I often do, when i stopped at a little Amish store...i bought cheddar cheese bread (fresh, soft and hot) and some jelly and cheese. On the door of the shop they listed a dress code...and within the shop they addressed the quandry of foul language.



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Apr 23, 2010 1:15am
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Apr 23, 2010 1:16 AM
I will never understand the Amish.
Apr 23, 2010 1:16am
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Apr 23, 2010 8:14 AM
jpake1 wrote: The craziest thing I ever saw was Big Ben raping this tight little virgin slut in the fields. I guess he figured he's get away with it because they were too cool to press charges and all that shit.
WTF english fool english!
Apr 23, 2010 8:14am
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Apr 23, 2010 8:14 AM
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Apr 23, 2010 8:16 AM
jpake1 wrote: The craziest thing I ever saw was Big Ben raping this tight little virgin slut in the fields. I guess he figured he's get away with it because they were too cool to press charges and all that shit.
i'm all for big ben rape jokes, this one i don't quite get.
Apr 23, 2010 8:16am
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Apr 23, 2010 8:19 AM
The Swartzentruber or low Amish do allow wheelchairs for handicapped people.
Apr 23, 2010 8:19am
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Apr 23, 2010 8:30 AM
They come in town on Saturdays and let the horses poo all over the Menards parking lot. Some poor cart kid who was probably 15 or 16 was shoveling a couple off the lot just last weekend. Poor kid looked green.
Apr 23, 2010 8:30am
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Apr 23, 2010 8:54 AM
...Amish people do some things different than most of us but are into Nascar in a big way!

Apr 23, 2010 8:54am
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Apr 23, 2010 8:55 AM
The Electric Amish is a great band. Some seriously funny stuff especially if you live or work around Amish and understand some of their lifestyle.
Apr 23, 2010 8:55am
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Apr 24, 2010 9:09 PM
killdeer wrote: let me add that i was travelling down US 68, as I often do, when i stopped at a little Amish store...i bought cheddar cheese bread (fresh, soft and hot) and some jelly and cheese. On the door of the shop they listed a dress code...and within the shop they addressed the quandry of foul language.



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And what did that dress code say?
NO BEARDS NO BONNETS NO BISCUITS
Apr 24, 2010 9:09pm
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Apr 24, 2010 9:18 PM
jpake1 wrote: The craziest thing I ever saw was Big Ben raping this tight little virgin slut in the fields. I guess he figured he's get away with it because they were too cool to press charges and all that shit.
How is she a slut if she's also a virgin?
Apr 24, 2010 9:18pm
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Apr 25, 2010 1:07 AM
Foul Tip wrote:
killdeer wrote: let me add that i was travelling down US 68, as I often do, when i stopped at a little Amish store...i bought cheddar cheese bread (fresh, soft and hot) and some jelly and cheese. On the door of the shop they listed a dress code...and within the shop they addressed the quandry of foul language.



I have nothing but the utmost of respect for their values.
And what did that dress code say?
NO BEARDS NO BONNETS NO BISCUITS
ummm, no...it was a little sign on the door with a hand-drawn picture, that asked politely that you not enter if you (ladies) had a low-cut top (exposing cleavage?) or a short dress or shorts. there was no picture for a male dress code. Although I'm sure that board shorts, a hawaiian shirt and flip-flops would peg you as an 'english'.
Apr 25, 2010 1:07am
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Apr 25, 2010 10:01 AM
To paraphrase a comedian (can't remember who):

"Do you know why I love making fun of Amish people? Because they are NEVER going to find out about it!"
Apr 25, 2010 10:01am
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Apr 25, 2010 10:03 AM
I wonder if 1_beast has seen this thread yet.
Apr 25, 2010 10:03am
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Apr 25, 2010 10:13 AM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: To paraphrase a comedian (can't remember who):

"Do you know why I love making fun of Amish people? Because they are NEVER going to find out about it!"
That comedian would be Dave Attell.
Apr 25, 2010 10:13am
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Apr 25, 2010 11:19 AM
Every time I go up 77 I have to detour for a stop at Yaggi's.
Apr 25, 2010 11:19am
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Apr 25, 2010 11:29 AM
BRF wrote: I wonder if 1_beast has seen this thread yet.
I haven't seen the Beast on here for a while. Hope all is well with him there in AC.
Apr 25, 2010 11:29am