sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Apr 23, 2010 12:15am
...before you have to drop a deuce?
I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.
My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.
My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
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sjmvsfscs08
Posts: 2,963
Apr 23, 2010 12:38am
Yeah, I could probably go a day without taking a dump.
Also, if there's ever going to be a thread to post this, this is it. hahah
Also, if there's ever going to be a thread to post this, this is it. hahah
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Apr 23, 2010 12:39am
Within the hour.sherm03 wrote: ...before you have to drop a deuce?
I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.
My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
I swear it's a Mahoning Valley thing. I know we're all full of shit, but damn...
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raiderbuck
Posts: 1,623
Apr 23, 2010 12:44am
About a day or so. Didn't realize until college that I'm probably not "regular"...my roommate would shit everyday, and it'd blow my mind.
His motto: "SSS" Shit, shower, shave...everyday.
His motto: "SSS" Shit, shower, shave...everyday.
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Apr 23, 2010 12:44am
People don't shit everyday?
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Apr 23, 2010 12:46am
man...that has got to be a serious buzzkill on a date.sherm03 wrote: ...before you have to drop a deuce?
I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily...
sorry.
I bet it was hard to get through "Avatar".....
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Apr 23, 2010 12:46am
2-3 times per day.I Wear Pants wrote: People don't shit everyday?
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Apr 23, 2010 12:59am
If I really try...I can hold it. But I'm going to be crop dusting and dropping some major bombs.killdeer wrote: man...that has got to be a serious buzzkill on a date.
sorry.
I bet it was hard to get through "Avatar".....
I'm easily 3 times a day...sometimes 4. I'll shit as soon as I wake up before I hop in the shower. Again after lunch. And then once more after dinner. Sometimes there will be a late night shit mixed in there if I have too much of a snack.ts1227 wrote:2-3 times per day.I Wear Pants wrote: People don't shit everyday?
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Apr 23, 2010 12:59am
I was asking. I didn't know that there were people who consistently went multiple days without pooping.
Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Apr 23, 2010 1:01am
I've had to stop in shit in the woods coming home from a date in HS because I couldn't make it from Boardman to Salem (15 miles, if that) after eating BW3.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Apr 23, 2010 1:02am
LOL! True. But the most rewarding thing ever is farting really loud in the shower. It makes me laugh every time!I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
Also disappointing: THINKING you're just going to fart loudly in the shower, but actually shitting.
More disappointing than that: Doing that while showering with your girl...
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Apr 23, 2010 1:02am
That's because you have to go through Canfield with all those stupid lights and stop signs and cops.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Apr 23, 2010 1:04am
I go through North Lima (7 to 164 to 165). Had I gone through Canfield I could have actually found a place to take a shit other than the BFI dump across from the dragstrip.I Wear Pants wrote: That's because you have to go through Canfield with all those stupid lights and stop signs and cops.
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dave
Posts: 4,558
Apr 23, 2010 1:04am
lmaosherm03 wrote:LOL! True. But the most rewarding thing ever is farting really loud in the shower. It makes me laugh every time!I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
Also disappointing: THINKING you're just going to fart loudly in the shower, but actually shitting.
More disappointing than that: Doing that while showering with your girl...
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I Wear Pants
Posts: 16,223
Apr 23, 2010 1:07am
Oh, I just take 62. Or alternatively take 11.ts1227 wrote:I go through North Lima (7 to 164 to 165). Had I gone through Canfield I could have actually found a place to take a shit other than the BFI dump across from the dragstrip.I Wear Pants wrote: That's because you have to go through Canfield with all those stupid lights and stop signs and cops.
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Apr 23, 2010 1:08am
more fiber,,,more whiskey...more bm's...i now feel responsible to help you feel better physically...............
coyotes22
Posts: 11,298
Apr 23, 2010 1:11am
this is a shitty thread!! 
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Apr 23, 2010 1:13am
LOL. No shit.I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
ts1227
Posts: 12,319
Apr 23, 2010 1:14am
And it's ALWAYS one of those sticky ones where you basically need to take another shower to feel confident that you eradicated that problem.majorspark wrote:LOL. No shit.I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
Trueblue23
Posts: 7,463
Apr 23, 2010 1:15am
Well shit.
jpake1
Posts: 2,389
Apr 23, 2010 1:16am
In college, I would go 4-5 days without shitting. Keep in mind, I'd eat a whole large pizza most night from being drunk. It was amazing. Things started to change when I'd drink a thing of fiber in 2-3 days. Several scoops in each drink did the trick.
majorspark
Posts: 5,122
Apr 23, 2010 1:22am
No shit again. There is never enough toilet paper to take care of those. You can eternally wipe and some still ends up on your shorts.ts1227 wrote:And it's ALWAYS one of those sticky ones where you basically need to take another shower to feel confident that you eradicated that problem.majorspark wrote:LOL. No shit.I Wear Pants wrote: Most disappointing thing ever: Getting out of the shower and realizing you have to shit.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Apr 23, 2010 1:34am
If you waved one off, it can cycle around to where what you eat tries to clear out your missed poop.sherm03 wrote: ...before you have to drop a deuce?
I always get teased by my fiancee and my family because usually like 15 minutes after I eat, I have to shit. Apparently, food just goes through me pretty easily.
My fiancee, on the other hand, can go 2 or 3 days without shitting! Still not sure how that's even humanly possible!
Kinda like an offsetting penalty only totally different.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Apr 23, 2010 1:36am
Ya ever let all your farts out and don't save any to help push out yesterday's dinner?
Glory Days
Posts: 7,809
Apr 23, 2010 2:19am
i normally shit about every other day. if i am traveling or something its more like 2-3 days. record so far has been 5 days without shitting.