A similar thread on the CFB forum was fun so I thought I would do it for basketball as well. Here are mine--- any others come to mind for you?

Wisconsin- The center is some big white guy with short blond hair
Kentucky- Ashley Judd
UC- Oscar Robertson is shown sitting by the team.
Duke- Dick Vitale busts a nut. He mentions Bob Knight (or should I say Robert Montgomery Knight and his dear, late friend Jim Valvano)

Any game Vitale does he says something about Duke. ALWAYS! It could be Oregon vs Cal in Maui, about as far from Durham as it gets the conversations goes kinda like this

" So dick what do you think of these two teams?"

Dukie V-- they are both ok but I'll tell who I really like Duke! Kyle Singler and Scheyer are amazing, Coach K is great learning from the great Bobby Knight...the General baby....diaper dandies blah blah ..using his old tired ass lines until he busts a nut. Then talks more about duke. I dread the day he works with Jay Williams.

^^This lol


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I don't even know if Dickie V. does any game that does not involve an ACC schools anymore.

Any significant Michigan game will show the timeout.

Little Danny wrote: I don't even know if Dickie V. does any game that does not involve an ACC schools anymore.

He does the College Gameday Games...He was at UK-Tenn this year. I'm sure you're being sarcastic, but I'm just saying.

GOONx19 wrote: Any significant Michigan game will show the timeout.

Ha that's funny.

Indiana - A white boy (usually from instate) who can shoot and Tom Crean clapping like a moron
Wisconsin - A big white stiff who has developed into a solid B10 player because he is now a senior
Michigan St - An athletic as fuck wing
UNC (home) - The banners that fill the rafters
Maryland - Gary Williams' sweat
Gonzaga - A guard with long, shaggy, hair
Duke - Close up of a "Crazie" doing something retarded (no offense Duke guys on here, but they do some gay shit)
Arizona (under Olsen at least) - A great PG
Illinois - Weber waiting for a penis to be inserted into his mouth



Thats all for now

USC has great cheerleaders every year, and as a general rule I don't like anything about California teams .

Maybe not something you "see," but every Ohio State game as soon as Jon Diebler touches the ball they mention that he is leading scorer in the hisotry of the state of Ohio. As a Buckeye fan I love Diebler so I don't mind it at all. But they say it every fucking game. And the minute he splashes one from a few steps behind the arc they say it again and it is usually followed by, "More than guys like Jerry Lucas, Jim Jackson, Lebron James!"

They also always mention the three straigh one and dones when talking about Lauderdale, and they always make sure to mention that Lighty was actually a part of the Thad Five and it only seems like he has been here for a decade.

When Duke plays UNC- replay of Hansboro getting basically punched in the face going to the rack.

Indiana- announcers talking about the passion and greatness of Tom Crean, how he will take IU to national prominence.

Any mid major from out west that their games come on at midnight- volleyball lines, badminton lines, bocce courts and anything else they can paint on the floor.

Michigan State-Tom Izzo complaining to officials about every no call that goes against his club

darbypitcher22 wrote: Every NCAA Team-The coach complaining to officials about every no call that goes against his club

fixed.

Laley23 wrote:
Duke - Close up of a "Crazie" doing something retarded (no offense Duke guys on here, but they do some gay shit)

That was pretty hilarious, Laley. It annoys me when the Crazies are labeled by many as the "best fans in college basketball". I'm sure that many of them are dedicated and knowledgeable fans, but I also get the impression that a high percentage of them have no freaking clue what's going on. They're just there because it's the "cool" thing to do.