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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
Apr 21, 2010 11:29pm
What would you say to your daughter if you were dad?
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
Apr 21, 2010 11:30pm
make me some money
killdeer
Posts: 1,538
Apr 21, 2010 11:33pm
take a C-note for the bodyguard.
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mallymal614
Posts: 3,746
Apr 21, 2010 11:38pm
lol some Dad you are.2quik4u wrote: make me some money
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Footwedge
Posts: 9,265
Apr 21, 2010 11:39pm
Here's Lorena Bobbitt's knife....take it witcha.
Fly4Fun
Posts: 7,730
Apr 21, 2010 11:58pm
Here, take some protection:
http://www.antirape.co.za/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device
http://www.antirape.co.za/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-rape_device
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Prescott
Posts: 2,569
Apr 22, 2010 12:21am
Scratch yourself up and claim he attacked you. We can blackmail him for millions.
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 22, 2010 1:18am
Try to get raped, so I can get rich and retire off the settlement, bitch!
*Stupid response to 857th Ben-related thread of past week.
*Stupid response to 857th Ben-related thread of past week.
jpake1
Posts: 2,389
Apr 22, 2010 1:25am
Me: Mmmm, that's interesting...
Daughter: What's interesting?
Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies
Daughter: What's interesting?
Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies
2quik4u
Posts: 4,388
Apr 22, 2010 1:29am
jpake1 wrote: Me: Mmmm, that's interesting...
Daughter: What's interesting?
Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies
sonofsam
Posts: 2,052
Apr 22, 2010 3:19am
Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest 
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Apr 22, 2010 4:59am
That sounds really, really creepy.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Apr 22, 2010 7:40am
Anyone else freaked out by this response?sonofsam wrote: Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest
Edit: just saw the post above me lol
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berry
Posts: 475
Apr 22, 2010 8:18am
"Ben's agent called. Ben cancelled until Okland plays the Steelers."
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dat dude
Posts: 1,564
Apr 22, 2010 8:26am
That's messed up.sonofsam wrote: Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest