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"Dad, I Have a Date with Ben Roethlesberger"

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Footwedge

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Apr 22, 2010 3:29 AM
What would you say to your daughter if you were dad?
Apr 21, 2010 11:29pm
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2quik4u

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Apr 22, 2010 3:30 AM
make me some money
Apr 21, 2010 11:30pm
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killdeer

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1,538 posts
Apr 22, 2010 3:33 AM
take a C-note for the bodyguard.
Apr 21, 2010 11:33pm
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mallymal614

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Apr 22, 2010 3:38 AM
2quik4u wrote: make me some money
lol some Dad you are.
Apr 21, 2010 11:38pm
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Footwedge

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Apr 22, 2010 3:39 AM
Here's Lorena Bobbitt's knife....take it witcha.
Apr 21, 2010 11:39pm
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Prescott

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Apr 22, 2010 4:21 AM
Scratch yourself up and claim he attacked you. We can blackmail him for millions.
Apr 22, 2010 12:21am
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Heretic

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18,820 posts
Apr 22, 2010 5:18 AM
Try to get raped, so I can get rich and retire off the settlement, bitch!

*Stupid response to 857th Ben-related thread of past week.
Apr 22, 2010 1:18am
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jpake1

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Apr 22, 2010 5:25 AM
Me: Mmmm, that's interesting...
Daughter: What's interesting?
Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies
Apr 22, 2010 1:25am
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2quik4u

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Apr 22, 2010 5:29 AM
jpake1 wrote: Me: Mmmm, that's interesting...
Daughter: What's interesting?
Me: You agreed to the date. Ben usually gets a NO! DONT! STOP! from the ladies
Apr 22, 2010 1:29am
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sonofsam

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Apr 22, 2010 7:19 AM
Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest :)
Apr 22, 2010 3:19am
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rmolin73

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Apr 22, 2010 8:59 AM
That sounds really, really creepy.
Apr 22, 2010 4:59am
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SportsAndLady

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Apr 22, 2010 11:40 AM
sonofsam wrote: Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest :)
Anyone else freaked out by this response?
Edit: just saw the post above me lol
Apr 22, 2010 7:40am
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berry

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Apr 22, 2010 12:18 PM
"Ben's agent called. Ben cancelled until Okland plays the Steelers."
Apr 22, 2010 8:18am
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dat dude

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Apr 22, 2010 12:26 PM
sonofsam wrote: Jerk him off, and make sure you get it ALL over you... then let DADDY take care of the rest :)
That's messed up.
Apr 22, 2010 8:26am