I hate women comedians, but this chic was pretty funny. And I'd fuck her too. Comedy Central ran one of her bits on Comedy Central Presents.

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Eh....

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I'd hit that again.

She's funny. And a really cool chick to talk with, too.

Too bad she's married to Rich Vos. She usually is the opening act at his shows...so they're on the road together all the time. I don't know how he does it...because spending all day every day with my girl would drive me fucking nuts! Especially being holed up in some of the small shitty hotel rooms clubs put you up in.

I'd hit it with Rich watching

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