LMAO

http://www.cracked.com/article_18480_6-movie-plots-made-possible-by-ridiculous-understaffing.html

If I ran Jurassic Park, I'd for sure have about 1,000 park workers with assault rifles.

I loved the line about Professor X subcontracting his security to a guy who's only power is stabbing people with impunity.

brilliant.