Asian Massage Parlors

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gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Apr 6, 2010 10:00pm
Have you?
Would you?
Would you again?
Am I nuts.....
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enigmaax
Posts: 4,511
Apr 6, 2010 10:03pm
Damn yeah. The best.
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Fab1b
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Apr 6, 2010 10:18pm
I haven't but no problems doing it, have fun!!
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June18
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Apr 6, 2010 10:37pm
Is the happy ending a given?
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gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Apr 6, 2010 10:51pm
June18 wrote: Is the happy ending a given?
I would hope lol
ccrunner609 wrote: If you need to end a slump.
Not me I have it on the regular. Just was trying to start something different and thats all I saw advertised on the last page of the Sports section.
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Curly J
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Apr 6, 2010 10:53pm
We had one on base when I was stationed in Korea. We called it 'The Steam and Cream'.
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Strapping Young Lad
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Apr 7, 2010 12:08am
Where can i find one????
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mattinctown
Apr 7, 2010 12:34am
Have and totally would again
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Timber
Posts: 935
Apr 7, 2010 12:48am
Do freaky, freaky all night long...
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Strapping Young Lad
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Apr 7, 2010 1:22am
Are these places in Ohio? I'd like to visit one. I hurt my shoulder in a pickup game the other day.....
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Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Apr 7, 2010 4:03am
^^
Yeah, like he said, enlighten me. I have all sorts of pain that could be remedied by an Asian massage girl.
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rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Apr 7, 2010 4:19am
Check your local paper in the sports section they will be listed.
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THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Apr 7, 2010 7:30am
As the Tim Wilson song says, "the sign probably doesn't even mean massage."

But hell yeah. Have frun.
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BR1986FB
Posts: 24,104
Apr 7, 2010 7:47am
Strapping Young Lad wrote: Are these places in Ohio? I'd like to visit one. I hurt my shoulder in a pickup game the other day.....
Quite a few in the Youngstown area, I believe. Dude I work with went over there once.
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krambman
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Apr 7, 2010 7:52am
Strapping Young Lad wrote: Are these places in Ohio? I'd like to visit one. I hurt my shoulder in a pickup game the other day.....
I vaguely recall reading an article in the Dispatch a few years back that the city of Columbus was trying to shut down these types of places in town since they are essentially legal prostitution and since they can hurt the business of actually licensed massage therapists. I'm sure some still exist here, but probably not as many as there once was.
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Swamp Fox
Posts: 2,218
Apr 7, 2010 7:54am
I believe completely in free enterprise, but I think the safety and cleanliness of many of these establishments would start up more anti health care bill propaganda, as some would say they wouldn't want to pay for some sick liberal's perverted medical treatments. (There might even be a Conservative or two that would seek such rehabilitative procedures).
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fan_from_texas
Posts: 2,693
Apr 7, 2010 6:20pm
I'm not particularly familiar, but my understanding is that these are essentially channels of prostitution. Is that even legal? Is it something that is technically illegal but just isn't enforced?
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devil1197
Posts: 6,220
Apr 7, 2010 6:39pm
fan_from_texas wrote: I'm not particularly familiar, but my understanding is that these are essentially channels of prostitution. Is that even legal? Is it something that is technically illegal but just isn't enforced?
I watched a documentary on these message places in LA.

They get cited and pay some big fines, but it doesn't really effect them at all. Sometimes they get shut down but they end up moving to a different location under a different business name and start back up.
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tuskytuffguy
Posts: 615
Apr 7, 2010 9:01pm
An asian chic + me + both of us covered in oil = tons of fun, fun, fun!!!
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krambman
Posts: 3,606
Apr 7, 2010 10:05pm
fan_from_texas wrote: I'm not particularly familiar, but my understanding is that these are essentially channels of prostitution. Is that even legal? Is it something that is technically illegal but just isn't enforced?
Just like with an escort you're technically not paying for the sexual favor. You're paying for a massage and anything that happens beyond that is technically between two consenting adults. At least that's what these places would argue.
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enigmaax
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Apr 7, 2010 10:10pm
krambman wrote: Just like with an escort you're technically not paying for the sexual favor. You're paying for a massage and anything that happens beyond that is technically between two consenting adults. At least that's what these places would argue.
Thats right, when she says, "sucky, sucky?" she don't ask for fye dolla.


And I even asked if that was extra.