Double Down baby!

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LJ
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Apr 2, 2010 5:23pm

Are you looking to commit suicide very slowly with food? KFC is here to help! Its new Double Down sandwich is coming to a KFC sad factory near you on April 12th.

You see, it's a sandwich, but instead of bread it uses fried fucking chicken. And in between those two pieces of fried chicken? Bacon and cheese, of course. And what looks like a mayonnaise of some sort, just to add some more fat to the equation.

The sandwich will be available in two forms. The Original Recipe sandwich will set you back about 540 calories, 32g of fat and 1380mg of sodium. The not-as-bad-for-you Grilled Double Down totals 460 calores, 23g of fat and 1430mg of sodium.

This seems like the sort of thing that should be taxed highly to pay for health care, no? Because anyone who eats this on a regular basis will be requiring expensive hospital visits, guaranteed.
Holy heart attack

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474978147630
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justincredible
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Apr 2, 2010 5:24pm
The calories and fat are really not as bad as I was expecting them to be.
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LJ
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Apr 2, 2010 5:25pm
justincredible wrote: The calories and fat are really not as bad as I was expecting them to be.
It's probably tiny
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devil1197
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Apr 2, 2010 5:27pm
LJ wrote:
justincredible wrote: The calories and fat are really not as bad as I was expecting them to be.
It's probably tiny
Its probably fucking delicious
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justincredible
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Apr 2, 2010 5:27pm
That's what she said.

And, good point.
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LJ
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Apr 2, 2010 5:28pm
devil1197 wrote:
LJ wrote:
justincredible wrote: The calories and fat are really not as bad as I was expecting them to be.
It's probably tiny
Its probably fucking delicious
Well of course I will be trying one
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wes_mantooth
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Apr 2, 2010 5:29pm
Yummy...I can feel my arteries clogging already.
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Mr. 300
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Apr 2, 2010 5:40pm
It will be worth it....I think.
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Heretic
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Apr 2, 2010 5:52pm
Since I don't care about the future, I will likely be trying one...or not, as I'd have to drive 15 miles to get to a KFC and if I'm driving 15 miles for the purpose of eating, KFC tends to not be my first option.
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Sykotyk
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Apr 2, 2010 6:38pm
Whopper is worse. 670 calories and 1020 mg of sodium.

Chicken is better for you than beef, even when it's deep fried.

Sykotyk
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wes_mantooth
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Apr 2, 2010 7:41pm
^^^Ray the traveling meat salesman would disagree with you.
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mattinctown
Apr 2, 2010 8:38pm
Gotta try it at least once :)
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THE4RINGZ
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Apr 2, 2010 8:45pm
I will pass this one by. I hate KFC.
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j_crazy
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Apr 2, 2010 9:35pm
without mayo, i'm in.
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Stiffman
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Apr 2, 2010 10:46pm
I saw a price of $6.99. If that's right, I won't buy it. I can get 8 pieces of chicken for $6.49 ($4.99/$5.99 at Kroger). Who am I kidding....I'll try it once!
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jordo212000
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Apr 3, 2010 12:00am
I thought this was a "Swingers" reference.

As to the sandwich, it doesn't look like something I'd like.
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gerb131
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Apr 3, 2010 10:30am
j_crazy wrote: without mayo, i'm in.
My thoughts exactly.
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Big Red Monster
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Apr 3, 2010 10:37am
I have read a couple more articles on this and the price is $4.99 for the sandwich and $6.99 for a combo.
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Fab1b
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Apr 3, 2010 10:37pm
Looks tasty!
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Trueblue23
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Apr 3, 2010 10:39pm
Give me a famous bowl anyday!
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Big_Mirg_ZHS
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Apr 3, 2010 10:40pm
Heretic wrote: Since I don't care about the future, I will likely be trying one...or not, as I'd have to drive 15 miles to get to a KFC and if I'm driving 15 miles for the purpose of eating, KFC tends to not be my first option.
Id have to say we pregame then hit one up heretic?
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Heretic
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Apr 4, 2010 12:15am
Oooh...after pregame, I might want two of them bitches. In my current state, the thought of putting down that shit seems to be really, really awesome.
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Sonofanump
Apr 4, 2010 12:19am
Looks like it should have ham on it.
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I Wear Pants
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Apr 4, 2010 12:30am
God damn it.
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Red_Skin_Pride
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Apr 4, 2010 2:07am
I'm in for a combo with some mashed potatoes.

As long as they don't cut my gravy with boston market gravy to try and save some money!