Pre-School National Rankings!

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knightflyer150
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Apr 1, 2010 6:58pm
Took me a minute, but these are hilarious!

http://www.intermatwrestle.com/articles/6804
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zambrown
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Apr 1, 2010 10:14pm
This HAS to be an April Fool's joke. If so, it's pretty freakin' funny! LOL
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knightflyer150
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Apr 2, 2010 12:24am
I agree. Judging by results, it looks like a Montessori education is really the best set-up for a kid to train hard.
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zambrown
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Apr 2, 2010 8:45am
I concur, Knightflyer. Montessori seems to be the way to go. Although, Fargo West KinderCare sounds pretty tough, too. ;)
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ksig489
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Apr 2, 2010 6:04pm
WHAT?! This is ridiculous!































How are there no Ohioans on the list?
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1_beast
Posts: 5,642
Apr 2, 2010 7:11pm
well...i know a kid that is pre-pre school...thats right, He's not my son, but I know hes destined for greatness
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knightflyer150
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Apr 2, 2010 7:35pm
I guess my problem is that it is all arbitrary. Some of these Montessori kids, with their focus on alternative education styles, simply refuse to travel to all the big events: Walsh Copperman, The String Cheesehead, Huggies Super 32. It really pisses me off. We've got Ohioans that make these trips, put the records on the line and don't get ranked. Our youngsters are putting it on the line, cutting the weight, training at Jordans after their team practices...and what do they get? Shut out of the rankings.
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bravesman
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Apr 2, 2010 10:19pm
These are terrible, what coach complies these rankings???

Nobody has beat my 1 year old!!! Are these based on dual meets or tournaments???

Nobody beat him last year either and althouth it was last year, that has to count for something!!!

Why do they even do these rankings???

I bet the guy that does them just ranks his own kids!!!

There are kids that are not even born yet that should be ranked, weak schedule or not!!!

Lastly, it can't be cruiser or he would have waited 10 years till they were in the first week of their high school season before he got them out, while d2 and d3 were out during the moment of conception making him look silly!!!
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ksig489
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Apr 2, 2010 10:41pm
Seems like a lot of private schools on the list...when do we start throwing out the "R" word? No love for the homegrown public school talent.
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zambrown
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Apr 3, 2010 12:11am
The last three posts have me LMAO! Won't bother to quote them, but they are awesome posts! LOL
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cruiser_96
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Apr 3, 2010 6:37am
I think it's obvious that there needs to be 2 divisions... one for private and one for public.
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Cthelites
Posts: 1,951
Apr 3, 2010 10:34am
My boy should be ranked since I had the fastest sperm of them all!
Should have seen that sick quick high crotch he hit on that egg!
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girevik
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Apr 3, 2010 7:12pm
This is a funny thread, but I've heard people talk about kids who aren't much older just like this,,,, but they were dead serious.