power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 18, 2009 10:02am
Just received this from Hubby. Thought I'd pass it along so someone could get a chuckle out of it.
Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman:
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one Gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
Looks like someone is sleeping with their gun tonight.
Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman:
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one Gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
Looks like someone is sleeping with their gun tonight.
xnds1fan
Posts: 442
Nov 18, 2009 11:33am
I thought that was pretty funny, Mrs Xnds not so much.
Chesapeake
Posts: 1,603
Nov 18, 2009 11:41am
Nice!
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fiver
Posts: 138
Nov 18, 2009 11:51am
That's pretty good!
gerb131
Posts: 9,932
Nov 18, 2009 11:52am
This is my rifle this is my gun, this one is for killing this one is for fun!
Nice list.
Nice list.
darbypitcher22
Posts: 8,000
Nov 18, 2009 12:16pm
That's pretty good.
zambrown
Posts: 1,093
Nov 18, 2009 1:42pm
...there are many like it, but this one is mine...
Thanks for a good chuckle, power_i!
Thanks for a good chuckle, power_i!
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Swamp Fox
Posts: 2,218
Nov 18, 2009 2:24pm
Cute. I'm not sure how my wife would think about this but I'll copy and ask her tonight.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 18, 2009 2:35pm
zambrown, you can just call me power i from now on. I dropped the _ when I defected. 
Websurfinbird
Posts: 656
Nov 18, 2009 4:01pm
My man doesn't own a gun, so hopefully I'm a decent alternative.
Sage
Posts: 2,070
Nov 18, 2009 4:02pm
This is too long to be a text.
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dave
Posts: 4,558
Nov 18, 2009 4:04pm
lol
sleeper
Posts: 27,879
Nov 18, 2009 4:08pm
i lol'd
power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 18, 2009 4:10pm
Sage, pm me your number and I'll text it to you.
justincredible
Posts: 32,056
Nov 18, 2009 4:11pm
power i wrote: Sage, pm me your number and I'll text it to you.
power i
Posts: 1,296
Nov 18, 2009 4:23pm
Thanks for ruining my plan, justin. 
I was just gonna have a little fun with the boy.
I was just gonna have a little fun with the boy.