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ZWICK 4 PREZ

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Dec 10, 2013 9:51 AM
http://news.naij.com/53941.html

you might kill yourself.
Dec 10, 2013 9:51am
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like_that

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Dec 10, 2013 9:53 AM
It is very stressful "bying" gifts for xmas.
Dec 10, 2013 9:53am
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Belly35

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Dec 10, 2013 10:42 AM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1551336 wrote:http://news.naij.com/53941.html

you might kill yourself.
That guy looked at the glass as being half empty. Completely missed the potential to do good for man kind.
Oh no! This is the perfect opportunity to take the little lady shopping. What better situation for a card carrying CCW to lock and load for the holiday. Let’s suggest walking throw that dimly lit parking lot, drive over to Marc or Dollar store for a few items and the potential robbery situation. Hey! How about sending her to the car a head of you and you lag back for a clear shot….. Better yet stay in the car/ truck and watch for her to come out and get mugged before unloading that 8 round mag. Christmas shopping is better that a deer stand…mofo

Ths the season the thin the herd … So when that special person in your life wants to go shopping in the evening just say … thank you I love you and where the ammo. ;)
Dec 10, 2013 10:42am
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Mooney44Cards

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Dec 10, 2013 11:10 AM
I can't lie......I've thought about it.
Dec 10, 2013 11:10am
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Fab1b

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Dec 10, 2013 12:38 PM
Mooney44Cards;1551399 wrote:I can't lie......I've thought about it.
Me too
Dec 10, 2013 12:38pm
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Tiernan

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Dec 10, 2013 1:30 PM
Mooney44Cards;1551399 wrote:I can't lie......I've thought about it.

I've thought more about throwing her over the balcony instaed...
Dec 10, 2013 1:30pm
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thavoice

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Dec 10, 2013 1:35 PM
Tiernan;1551546 wrote:I've thought more about throwing her over the balcony instaed...
Ditto, and also offing myself, and sometimes doing it all at once......
Dec 10, 2013 1:35pm
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Dec 10, 2013 1:57 PM
Belly35;1551378 wrote:That guy looked at the glass as being half empty. Completely missed the potential to do good for man kind.
Oh no! This is the perfect opportunity to take the little lady shopping. What better situation for a card carrying CCW to lock and load for the holiday. Let’s suggest walking throw that dimly lit parking lot, drive over to Marc or Dollar store for a few items and the potential robbery situation. Hey! How about sending her to the car a head of you and you lag back for a clear shot….. Better yet stay in the car/ truck and watch for her to come out and get mugged before unloading that 8 round mag. Christmas shopping is better that a deer stand…mofo

Ths the season the thin the herd … So when that special person in your life wants to go shopping in the evening just say … thank you I love you and where the ammo. ;)
What fuck talkin bout?
Dec 10, 2013 1:57pm
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Belly35

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Dec 10, 2013 4:25 PM
DeyDurkie5;1551576 wrote:What fuck talkin bout?
When you use the word "fuck" in the majority of your post does that make you feel good about yourself... are you still eleven?


fixed
Dec 10, 2013 4:25pm
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Dec 10, 2013 4:34 PM
Belly35;1551657 wrote:When you use the work "fuck" in the majority of your post does that make you feel good about yourself... are you still eleven?

No. He's fucking drunk. Who gives a fuck, you old fucker.
Dec 10, 2013 4:34pm
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Zombaypirate

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Dec 10, 2013 5:12 PM
Is it wrong to laugh when reading that? BWhahahahahahaha.
Dec 10, 2013 5:12pm