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derek bomar

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Oct 11, 2011 9:02 AM
Going into last nights MNF game, I needed Best to explode and make up about lets call it 28 points. Our scoring is decimal, so every yard counts for .1... anywho, his last run down to the 7 or whatever actually put me up by .1. I was thrilled, as I thought there would be no effing way I'd come back. And then they run 3 straight with him and he gets negative yardage. And I lose. FML.

BTW, the dude who I was playing had the 49rs D and kicker for a combined 38 points. I had the 2nd most points in our league this week.

/rant
Oct 11, 2011 9:02am
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gorocks99

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Oct 11, 2011 9:05 AM
We're gonna get a lot of weird clicks to the site because of this thread title :)

But yeah, that's a craptacular way to lose. Guy I was playing had the Detroit D and it was a really close game so every time they sacked Cutler I was cursing at the TV.
Oct 11, 2011 9:05am
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BR1986FB

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Oct 11, 2011 9:12 AM
gorocks99;929914 wrote:We're gonna get a lot of weird clicks to the site because of this thread title :)
Very strange that we just had a member join the OC under the username "Roethlisberger." Coincidence?
Oct 11, 2011 9:12am
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Laley23

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Oct 11, 2011 9:38 AM
I won a game back in 2006 I think when Rex Grossman threw for like 400something yards. Then he took 3 knees for -9 yards and I won by .2! It was a glorious night, my roommate who I was playing just sat and started to laugh.
Oct 11, 2011 9:38am
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j_crazy

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Oct 12, 2011 7:58 AM
gorocks99;929914 wrote:We're gonna get a lot of weird clicks to the site because of this thread title :)

But yeah, that's a craptacular way to lose. Guy I was playing had the Detroit D and it was a really close game so every time they sacked Cutler I was cursing at the TV.

Guy in my league had janikowski but forgot to start him. Lost by 2 sebass had 20 pts.
Oct 12, 2011 7:58am
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derek bomar

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Oct 17, 2011 9:40 PM
so I am well on my way to losing again... last 3 weeks I will have had the 3rd most points in our league twice and 2nd most the other week and will have lost all 3 times. Fuck me.
Oct 17, 2011 9:40pm
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Mulva

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Oct 17, 2011 10:47 PM
I've had almost the complete opposite. My team has "allowed" (opponents have scored) almost 100 points less than the next lowest total in the league. 3rd in my league in total points, but sitting in 1st at 5-1 after tonight's over.
Oct 17, 2011 10:47pm
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j_crazy

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Oct 18, 2011 9:14 AM
Mulva;937321 wrote:I've had almost the complete opposite. My team has "allowed" (opponents have scored) almost 100 points less than the next lowest total in the league. 3rd in my league in total points, but sitting in 1st at 5-1 after tonight's over.

In my public league I'm 1-5 with the 2nd most points. I had one bad week but played the highest scoring team 4 times. I also won huge 2 weeks ago to help my points.
Oct 18, 2011 9:14am
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derek bomar

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Oct 18, 2011 12:00 PM
thanks to the Jets D (and the last sack of the game) I won by .9 points. There is justice.
Oct 18, 2011 12:00pm
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georgemc80

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Oct 18, 2011 3:30 PM
I know this is football, but I won a fantasy baseball match when both of my starting pitchers pitched into the 5th inning on Sunday night. The game ended 1-0 with one pitcher getting the W, a shutout, and both pitchers getting complete games. I won by 1.
Oct 18, 2011 3:30pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 20, 2011 6:53 PM
That sucks.
Oct 20, 2011 6:53pm