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ksig489

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May 13, 2011 8:21 AM
viewing...certainly not posting
May 13, 2011 8:21am
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May 13, 2011 9:19 AM
dbluvsd1amonds;767118 wrote:I learned all my kung fu from this guy. It's legit and totally works. I have never ninja-ed anyone who didn't need ninja-ing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j1-xQA_ufE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgchm303-Hs&feature=related
There are only 59 views left.
First and foremost, that's about three or four minutes I will NEVER get back. Secondly, I think it's important that we note that in clip #1 you gave, a strike that comes in angled from outside in was a Judo (judy) chop. But all the sudden, during clip #2, it's a karate chop. And should I even go to #3 which states that in clip #1 THERE IS SO KARATE CHOP MENTIONED!?!?!?!?! Who is this guy and what is he trying to pull???

Strike #1 (Outside in): Judo (judy) chop
Strike #2 (top to bottom): Kung Fu chop
Strike #3 (Inside out): Ninja (ninjie) chop (please, for ALL that is good in this world, please, please, please do not try this at home.)

Waiting on the carpet guy and the Mrs. is out running errands. I am... am... HAVE the time available, to watch and analyze.
May 13, 2011 9:19am
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dbluvsd1amonds

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May 13, 2011 9:30 AM
I don't know he's some crazy guy that was on Jerry Springer three times and as a result started his own ninja school. I'm quite disappointed that you didn't comment on ninjetta at all. Her blue spandex pants and her red cape are awesome. You can view all of his lessons for free on youtube should you choose to do that. However, if Diemon Dave isn't for you, perhaps you could search "bodyguard tryouts" on youtube instead.
May 13, 2011 9:30am
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cruiser_96

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May 13, 2011 9:39 AM
Oh, the ninjette!?!?! And by that you mean the bologna sandwich toting, hussy!?! Old dude just wants a return on his investment!!! And some neighbor thinks he's just going to get the milk for free!? Not on my watch, sweetheart! :D ;) :D !!!

Since I have time, allow me to check out the other youtube bit you've offered. Can't wait!!!
May 13, 2011 9:39am
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May 13, 2011 9:45 AM
AH HA HA HA HA!!!! It's the debut of Afro-Ninja!!! Tosh.O did a spot with him. He's actually pretty fit and impressive. He - like the others in that clip - must have been having a bad day.

I thought it was hilarious when they start off with the "You ready for this?" line. And then it happens!!! Yeah, dude. Put an apple on it's head! Ha! Or how about the guy using his wrist to punch the dummy!?!?! Obviously I am a little behind on my bodygaurd/ninja techniques!

This looks like a session from the Derek Oney School of BJJ!!! "ZING!!!"
May 13, 2011 9:45am
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May 13, 2011 9:55 AM
If you have never seen Bas Ruttens Street Defense on youtube, look it up. It is a perfect 100% on the unintentional comedy scale. If you dont laugh at his instruction from start to finish, then you have no sense of humor whatsoever.
May 13, 2011 9:55am
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May 13, 2011 9:55 AM
1_beast;767021 wrote:This thread IS...and has been GEIGH!!!! I will not return......
Beast, I am with you. My wife said the thread and the obsessive Metro's on it and their post are flat out creepy. Good bye my little creepers and loyal haters club. My families misfortunes and your humor with it founded this great cause . Good bye for good, your all an interesting study group . May you all find a worth while purpose someday...God Bless. I will not return Even to view your responses....Knock yourself out.....
May 13, 2011 9:55am
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May 13, 2011 10:27 AM
ksig489;767330 wrote:If you have never seen Bas Ruttens Street Defense on youtube, look it up. It is a perfect 100% on the unintentional comedy scale. If you dont laugh at his instruction from start to finish, then you have no sense of humor whatsoever.

I have a friend who named his kid after Bas. The kid's name... Bas! My buddy used to train with him overseas somewhere. He never puts his hands in his pockets... afraid of getting in trouble for concealing weapons! (just for you dbluvs! :D )
May 13, 2011 10:27am
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May 13, 2011 10:44 AM
My favorite is when they ask Tosh. O if he's ok and he says yeah cool man and then falls back down. And Ninjetta is Dave's version of Vanna White. She holds the signs for him and is his main woman. Lil' Wayne is his roommate and half brother. Amy is the bologna hussy. I have the overwhelming urge to scream "Sprawl fool! Sprawl!" If Lil' Wayne could throw bows, Diemon Dave would be a goner.
May 13, 2011 10:44am
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May 13, 2011 10:48 AM
TWTIMEAIQLTM on that one dbluvs!!!

(Typing With Tears In My Eyes As I Quitely Laugh To Myself... but I'm sure you knew that.)
May 13, 2011 10:48am
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May 13, 2011 11:01 AM
falcon81;767331 wrote:Beast, I am with you. My wife said the thread and the obsessive Metro's on it and their post are flat out creepy. Good bye my little creepers and loyal haters club. My families misfortunes and your humor with it founded this great cause . Good bye for good, your all an interesting study group . May you all find a worth while purpose someday...God Bless. I will not return Even to view your responses....Knock yourself out.....

OK...new thread potential here...odds that falcon81 will return to the thread to post some atopthesummit like rant that no one understands.

(if you dont remember atopthesummit's posts from that other site...you are missing out)

Maybe a thread where we see who can make the post that brings him back?
May 13, 2011 11:01am
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May 13, 2011 11:59 AM
Love is all around you. Love is knocking...outside your door. Waiting for you is this love made just for two. Keep an open heart and you'll find love again, I know!
May 13, 2011 11:59am
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May 13, 2011 12:03 PM
OBTW (Oh by the way, ksig) I just went to my son's elementary school to have lunch with him. AWESOME! Just awesome. He seemed to be excited to see me. Memories. ...

Memories. Like the corner of my mind. Scattered pic...


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tures! Of the way it was before.

Thanks, Josh Baskins.
May 13, 2011 12:03pm
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May 13, 2011 12:09 PM
cruiser - I will be able to say that in a few years...Ive finally got one on the way. State Champ to be born 11/11/11...just not sure if its a boy state champ or the first girl state champ. The wife got really angry with me when I said I wanted to have an LH singlet made to bring the baby home from the hospital in. I compromised and said I will wait till we get home to put it on the kid.
May 13, 2011 12:09pm
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May 13, 2011 1:03 PM
I'm with you Ksig, there's no way Falcon doesn't post here again.

Cruiser...Are you quoting Tesla?
May 13, 2011 1:03pm
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May 13, 2011 1:11 PM
I am, bitter.

Ksig: I just finished watching the DVD The Wrestling Presidents: from pins to patriots. I have the poster you spoke of, the book, said DVD and some type of pamphlet for the National Wrestling Hall of Fame. Perhaps if I head down to the world team trials, I'll head over to the museum. Maybe.
May 13, 2011 1:11pm
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May 13, 2011 1:12 PM
Oh yeah... Congrats to you and the Mrs.
May 13, 2011 1:12pm
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May 13, 2011 1:19 PM
(if you dont remember atopthesummit's posts from that other site...you are missing out)
Ahhhh, yes, those were the days! Huh? :)

Congrats on the future state champ, ksig! You and the Mrs. must be very excited.
May 13, 2011 1:19pm
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May 13, 2011 1:29 PM
cruiser_96;767533 wrote:I am, bitter.

Ksig: I just finished watching the DVD The Wrestling Presidents: from pins to patriots. I have the poster you spoke of, the book, said DVD and some type of pamphlet for the National Wrestling Hall of Fame. Perhaps if I head down to the world team trials, I'll head over to the museum. Maybe.
You'll be jealous if you don't go. Had my tickets for four weeks and the Hall of Fame is very kid friendly. Really cool kid's scavenger hunt. Plus the induction is the day before the world trials.
May 13, 2011 1:29pm
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May 13, 2011 2:30 PM
Twist my arm, why don'tcha!?
May 13, 2011 2:30pm
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May 13, 2011 2:54 PM
ksig489;767466 wrote:cruiser - I will be able to say that in a few years...Ive finally got one on the way. State Champ to be born 11/11/11...just not sure if its a boy state champ or the first girl state champ. The wife got really angry with me when I said I wanted to have an LH singlet made to bring the baby home from the hospital in. I compromised and said I will wait till we get home to put it on the kid.
That's amazing and I hope you and you're wife have a hundred. Kids are awesome. Also according to Wiki some very important people were born on Nov 11th. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_11
Also perhaps if you'd make a matching long sleeve t to go under the singlet, your wife might be more inclined to let you put a singlet on your child. I hear November can get a little chilly up north... (My husband's from the U-P in Michigan so it's not all rumor about the cold.)
May 13, 2011 2:54pm
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May 13, 2011 3:02 PM
Oh yes sorry- If I was twisting anybodies arm or maybe just bragging, I would also say that in the Hall of Fame there was a library with just about every book on wrestling ever written, huge pictures of the spadle, and a theater with tons of old wrestling videos, and biographies. But, that is if I was bragging, which I'm not. Just saying.
May 13, 2011 3:02pm
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May 13, 2011 3:05 PM
I love the idea of my kid being born on 11/11/11, just hate that the kid would share a birthday with my LEAST favorite actor of all time Leonardo Dicaprio.

And thank you all for the congrats
May 13, 2011 3:05pm
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May 13, 2011 3:28 PM
How easy would it be to remember THAT birthday?? LOL
May 13, 2011 3:28pm
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May 13, 2011 4:26 PM
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End of Rant.
May 13, 2011 4:26pm