Wolverine12;671156 wrote:ok, I'm gonna do my best to make this about wrestling.............
If I see one more PajammaGram, Vermont TeddyBear Commercial, I"M GONNA WRESTLE MYSELF, PULL OUT TWO FORKS, AND STAB MY FRICK'N EYES AND EARS OUT,.....
Good God, isn't it enough that we had to be BOMB-BARDED every ten minites, from Thansgiving until Christmas with their crappy commercials.............now its frick'n Valentines Day.......
Every one of their commercials pushes their lame crap, promising if you buy it, your gonna get your own private "wrestling match" with some chick thats gonna be so impressed with their crap......they promise every time the girl puts on her pj's, their gonna think of you....no they wont, their gonna think "DANG I'm tired"............It even comes with a "do not disturb sign" .....HOW LAME-O IS THAT?........and what the hell is a "lavendar saashey", anyway............sounds like something French, ....ya, THATS gonna get the females
They say it's a gift that only takes minites to order, although she'll think you spent hours, and can be there the next day...... HELLO....girls watch TV too, dummy........why dont they just say, hey, this lame dude thats trying to "privately wrestle" you, forgot about valentines day, then put ZERO effort into your gift. He thinks he's still gonna get his "wrestling match" because your airhead enough to fall for some HoodyFooty, Love Bandit, TeddyBear bullcrap.
Here's a plea to the Ladies....don't let any dudes "Love Bandit" anywhere near you if they buy their crap, so we can get these commercials out of my life.......I can't even turn on the radio or TV......'cause 50 times a day.......over.....and over........blah, BLAH, BLAH
MAN, I HATE ADVERTISORS..............SOMEBODY GET ME A FORK.............CHUCK NORRIS never gives mail-order PJ's for a gift, and would never give anything less than a THEODORE Bear........DANG IT
.......................................I'm better now
Ranting
