snugglyhippo;673696 wrote:I was sitting around the Carney Complex a couple days ago with some close wrestling friends: Cruiser, Alexander Karelin, Tricia Saunders, Big SB (my nickname from childhood for Sergei Beloglazov, we go way back), and a couple other people I can't remember...I think Prince might have been there, I can't be sure. We were talking about the upcoming district and state tourney, and this thread came up. Cruiser said “Man, you just can't go 100% sarcasm and satire on these fools in this forum, their heads will explode! They just don't get it!” Now obviously, I post for one reason and one reason only, and that is to be the best, so I told him: “Cruiser, I post 100% all day everyday and you can't ask me to do any less.” He nodded his approval and the conversation shifted. I spoke for a good four hours about my cars, my houses, my friends, my accomplishments, my hot wife, etc., etc., etc. Karelin hung himself ala Airplane, SB made some excuse about going to sleep outside in the snow to shiver some weight away, Cruiser, who I don't think had taken his ADHD medicine, was going over stance drills with my dog, and Tricia was giving me a backrub. With my guests gone, I decided to leave the complex and return home (I say home, one of my seven homes really, the others being in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad) to the place I spend 100% of my nights to get refreshed with some sleep to tackle another tough day of posting...night all.

herbie;673709 wrote:Daisy i thought the answer was wrestling mom's

snugglyhippo;673696 wrote:I was sitting around the Carney Complex a couple days ago with some close wrestling friends: Cruiser, Alexander Karelin, Tricia Saunders, Big SB (my nickname from childhood for Sergei Beloglazov, we go way back), and a couple other people I can't remember...I think Prince might have been there, I can't be sure. We were talking about the upcoming district and state tourney, and this thread came up. Cruiser said “Man, you just can't go 100% sarcasm and satire on these fools in this forum, their heads will explode! They just don't get it!” Now obviously, I post for one reason and one reason only, and that is to be the best, so I told him: “Cruiser, I post 100% all day everyday and you can't ask me to do any less.” He nodded his approval and the conversation shifted. I spoke for a good four hours about my cars, my houses, my friends, my accomplishments, my hot wife, etc., etc., etc. Karelin hung himself ala Airplane, SB made some excuse about going to sleep outside in the snow to shiver some weight away, Cruiser, who I don't think had taken his ADHD medicine, was going over stance drills with my dog, and Tricia was giving me a backrub. With my guests gone, I decided to leave the complex and return home (I say home, one of my seven homes really, the others being in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad) to the place I spend 100% of my nights to get refreshed with some sleep to tackle another tough day of posting...night all.

herbie;673709 wrote:Daisy i thought the answer was wrestling mom's

Daisy1519;673701 wrote:Ok, fill in the rest of the sentence guys......

You gotta love______

Gardens35;673728 wrote:The Bus Driver.


(always had each of the kids thank the driver)

except for once, then I had each kid apologize to the driver. Who wants to hear the story?

Daisy1519;673727 wrote:Maybe wrestling dads for me! Lol!

Gardens35;673741 wrote:Long ride home from an out of towner. About 45 minutes or so into the trip the bus gets pulled over by the OSP. Driver opens the door and the Trooper says "who's in charge here?". I say "I am". He says "got two reports of someone hanging their azz out the back window, you want to handle this or should I"? I told him that I'd take care of it. I go to the back and ask "Who's the idiot that's hanging his butt out the window?" The kid confesses. When we got home I had each kid walk past the driver and say "Sorry about that idiot that hung his butt out the window", and the kid said "Sorry, I'm the idiot that hung my butt out the window". The kids dad was the president of the BOE.




Later that night Tricia rubbed my back.

Daisy1519;673701 wrote:Ok, fill in the rest of the sentence guys......

You gotta love______

me_myself_i;673724 wrote:Darn computer....had something all ready to be 500 and it locked up on me!!


Just a joke here:

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He
rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the
backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says
'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping.'

I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But
the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down.'


'I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'


'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.'

cruiser_96;673770 wrote:French kiss!!!

Gardens35;673755 wrote:Army vs Navy