posted by Commander of Awesome
Browns signed Elliot Wolf and twitter seems to like the move.
In terms of Browns HC ranking I'll go with this (starting in 1999):
1. Butch Davis
2. RAC
3. Chris Palmer
4. Hue Jackson
5. Chud
6. Pettine
7. Mangini
8. Terry Robiskie
9. Patty Schurmur
My rankings depressing rankings:
1.Botch Davis: Made the playoffs and should have made it the previous year. Pretty easy to be #1 with the bar set low.
2. Crennel: Same as davis, the bar is set low, but he has the last winning season. There are many memories that could have gotten the Browns 11 wins and a playoff appearance, but the one that pisses me off the most is somehow the refs decided the push out rule didn't apply to the Browns against the cardinals. By rule (at the time), that was a clear TD. I always hated the push out catch rule, because the Browns got the short end of the stick, and then the one time it should have benefitted them the officials somehow decided the rule didnt exist.
3. Erica Womangini: Probably a controversial ranking, but it's really a pile of shit and he at least demonstrated success before the Browns. If he didn't have his tentacles on personnel decisions (trading down with the jets for garbage), I think he could have done better.*
4. Pettine: Same shit as mangini. If he doesnt want Gilbert and Haslam isn't a fucking idiot pushing for Manziel, I think he does better. Also came in when Gordon started his 2 year hiatus from the NFL.*
5. Palmer: His years are a blur, but at least he beat the Steelers.
6. Chud: Such a dumbass hire. He wasn't close to being qualified for a NFL HC gig. OMG he is from Cleveland guise!!
7. Little Patty Boy: I fucking hate him the most, but he isn't the worst coach of the group.
8. Hue: He went 0-16 and currently only has 1 win. He is automatically last place on the list and he should be disqualified from any HC job in the NFL for the rest of his life.
Robiskie is not eligible for my rankings.
*= when I say better, that still doesn't mean I don't think they were trash.