LOCKED: Coronavirus

Illinois just sent an emergency alert to everyone’s cell phone, asking for healthcare workers to sign up to work temporarily at hospitals. That of course is sending everyone into a frenzy. 

posted by fish82

Headed off next Saturday for 10 days in Europe...not even packing hand sanitizer. Hell, I might even lick a few handrails while I'm there lol.

Freezing cold take. 
Fish—you alive? 

Oh, Karen. Karen, Karen, Karen.

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1245006133573582848

I love that she's flipping her shit on these kids, getting up in their window, touching their window, because they're out during a shelter-in-place WHILE SHE'S ALSO OUT DURING A SHELTER-IN-PLACE.

posted by Heretic

Reminds me of the North Korea virus meme:

Number of Infectees

8:00 -- 1

8:04 -- 0

11:14 -- 1

11:18 -- 0

And so on.

Very nice

posted by justincredible

Oh, Karen. Karen, Karen, Karen.

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1245006133573582848

I love that she's flipping her shit on these kids, getting up in their window, touching their window, because they're out during a shelter-in-place WHILE SHE'S ALSO OUT DURING A SHELTER-IN-PLACE.

Nothing is worse than the fbook or next door busybodies. Oh I saw 5 kids skateboarding, ok bitch no one cares. There’s also 7,000 people at Costco. Our city just did a shelter in place for 14 days but doesn’t seem like it changes much

posted by justincredible

Oh, Karen. Karen, Karen, Karen.

https://twitter.com/rahm3sh/status/1245006133573582848

I love that she's flipping her shit on these kids, getting up in their window, touching their window, because they're out during a shelter-in-place WHILE SHE'S ALSO OUT DURING A SHELTER-IN-PLACE.

"Your ass is grass!"

posted by justincredible

It appears Hungary may now be a dicatorship.

https://twitter.com/i/events/1244636080629895170

Amazing how quickly this can happen

My cousin is a nurse in Michigan. 
 

She has been tested today because she has a mild case of all the symptoms. 
 

She is in self quarantine in her house, separated from her husband who is a firefighter/paramedic. 
 

He is to also self quarantine until her test result comes back (48 hours) or 14 days. 
 

They are both healthy in their mid 40s. The scary part is her mom and step dad live close to them and are over all the time. Her step dad has health problems and they are in their mid to late 60s. 
 

Based on the fact she has every symptom, down to the altered taste, I am 99% sure she has it. Just hope she didn’t pass it to her mom. 
 

My daughter working the CVS drive thru window had a customer come through and as he left told her to stay safe...then told her he tested positive.

Fucking people. She won’t be home for Easter for sure.

More to this, stay tuned

posted by Bio-Hazzzzard

More to this, stay tuned

posted by justincredible

The timing of a viral plague causing an economical collapse just seems way too convenient 

posted by Bio-Hazzzzard

The timing of a viral plague causing an economical collapse just seems way too convenient 

 

Wouldn't one follow the other at any point in time?

posted by Bio-Hazzzzard

The timing of a viral plague causing an economical collapse just seems way too convenient 

 

I'm with you brother, Call me "Mr Tin Foil" all you want but I'm seeing too many stories about doctors from China being detained at Detroit, Los Angeles, etc airports with vials of H1N1 & SARS in their briefcases by the FBI. One in Los Angeles right about the time this broke in Wuhan, before we knew about it.

Back in September students from China were walking around at Mount Union with these face masks on before Covid was even a thing.

China got drilled in the ass by Trump and I think this was their best "payback" and attempt to become dominant.

I don't believe this pandemic was any accident and I'll stick by my stance of "fuck China."

posted by BR1986FB

I'm with you brother, Call me "Mr Tin Foil" all you want but I'm seeing too many stories about doctors from China being detained at Detroit, Los Angeles, etc airports with vials of H1N1 & SARS in their briefcases by the FBI. One in Los Angeles right about the time this broke in Wuhan, before we knew about it.

Back in September students from China were walking around at Mount Union with these face masks on before Covid was even a thing.

China got drilled in the ass by Trump and I think this was their best "payback" and attempt to become dominant.

I don't believe this pandemic was any accident and I'll stick by my stance of "fuck China."

Lol what in the fuck

posted by jmog

My cousin is a nurse in Michigan. 
 

She has been tested today because she has a mild case of all the symptoms. 
 

She is in self quarantine in her house, separated from her husband who is a firefighter/paramedic. 
 

He is to also self quarantine until her test result comes back (48 hours) or 14 days. 
 

They are both healthy in their mid 40s. The scary part is her mom and step dad live close to them and are over all the time. Her step dad has health problems and they are in their mid to late 60s. 
 

Based on the fact she has every symptom, down to the altered taste, I am 99% sure she has it. Just hope she didn’t pass it to her mom. 
 

 

SMH. Your cousin should know better. Michigan is a hotbed for this shit right now so why is she - a frontline worker - spending time with her older, sick(ish) parents. Literally the opposite of what you’re suppose to be doing. 

Cousin had it....just getting over it.  Headaches and fever.  Lasted 3 days.

posted by BR1986FB

I'm with you brother, Call me "Mr Tin Foil" all you want but I'm seeing too many stories about doctors from China being detained at Detroit, Los Angeles, etc airports with vials of H1N1 & SARS in their briefcases by the FBI. One in Los Angeles right about the time this broke in Wuhan, before we knew about it.

Back in September students from China were walking around at Mount Union with these face masks on before Covid was even a thing.

China got drilled in the ass by Trump and I think this was their best "payback" and attempt to become dominant.

I don't believe this pandemic was any accident and I'll stick by my stance of "fuck China."

BR, what in the fuck news do you watch? Also, go anywhere at anytime. Asians where those masks ALL THE DAMN TIME. Impossible to go to an airport or hotel or wherever and not see a bunch of them all times of the year. 

posted by BR1986FB

I'm with you brother, Call me "Mr Tin Foil" all you want but I'm seeing too many stories about doctors from China being detained at Detroit, Los Angeles, etc airports with vials of H1N1 & SARS in their briefcases by the FBI. One in Los Angeles right about the time this broke in Wuhan, before we knew about it.

Back in September students from China were walking around at Mount Union with these face masks on before Covid was even a thing.

China got drilled in the ass by Trump and I think this was their best "payback" and attempt to become dominant.

I don't believe this pandemic was any accident and I'll stick by my stance of "fuck China."

Send some of these stories please.