posted by gutAt least if you end-up on a respirator you have the comfort of knowing if you die, you'll die swoll!
So swoll.
posted by HereticThavoice basically being this site's poster child for why the government is choosing to be on the side of over-reaction due to the whole "I ain't scurred!!!!" self-defeating stupidity that a lot of people have where they think they're being cool and edgy by saying "fuck it" to the whole self-distancing thing.
I'm flabbergasted that more people don't think to themselves, "Why am I refusing to do this? What do I gain?"
Unless your indulgences (and yes, being able to exercise in a facility dedicated to it which cost millions of dollars to build is an indulgence) are somehow more important than the life and health of you and your loved ones, this should be a no-brainer.